Too good to be true?

If something is "too good to be true", it is probably really too good to be true.
I have come to realize this a long time ago. Call me cynical, or perhaps I'm just being realistic.

If a guy is so nice and has all the qualities you wanted, he's probably married.

If he's not married, he's probably taken by some bitch (men love bitches).

If he's neither married nor in a relationship, he probably is a player or not ready to settle down.

If he's not married or in a relationship and not a player, he probably hasn't gotten over his ex.

If he is none of the above and appears to be so great, promising you everything, he's probably lying and just waiting for the right moment when you fall head over heals in love with him to break your heart and disappear on you. With excuses such as "I have to focus on my career", "I'm not ready yet", "We're not compatible" (Then why the f**k didn't you think through before all this started?)

Let's face it gals, don't even dream of being so lucky. If you actually find a guy who is too good to be true, he's probably gay.

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Checklist for a boyfriend/husband

Every girl's dream:

- Educated & hard working
- Family first
- Wants to make you happy
- Wants to protect you- Mature
- Loyal
- Fun loving & funny
- Good kisser
- Likes to play sports, read books and watch movies
- Adventurous & brave
- Cares about his family and your family
- Likes your friends
- Has good friends- Independent
- Serious in his work
- Helps you with housework
- Respects you
- Does not lie
- Does not disappear on you- Understands you, loves you and accepts you for who you are
- Does not expect you to give up your career, hobbies, friends or... bad habits
- Supports and helps you. Be there for you in good times and hard times.
- Loves kids and animals (must love dogs)
- Open minded (ie. supports gay marriage & adopting kids)
- Make you feel secure, loved and safe
- Someone you admire
- Someone who wants to spend the rest of his life with you, to build a new life together, to have fun with, to enjoy new adventures and challenges together, to share your dreams with.

Conclusion: Dream on.

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A conversation

- Do you think I'm fat? Every guy I've been with said I'm fat!

- Do you know what? Remember that night a few years ago when you were in college. You were stressing out because of finals and crying over that guy. It was 2 AM and you were in the library. You turned on the webcam for me to see and to tell you the truth, you looked like you were in a horror movie. But guess what? I still loved you anyway. Because even if you were from a horror movie, you would still be the girl I love.

Disclaimer: My blog is for entertainment purposes only, please do not take it seriously or personally. Thank you!