Too good to be true?

If something is "too good to be true", it is probably really too good to be true.
I have come to realize this a long time ago. Call me cynical, or perhaps I'm just being realistic.

If a guy is so nice and has all the qualities you wanted, he's probably married.

If he's not married, he's probably taken by some bitch (men love bitches).

If he's neither married nor in a relationship, he probably is a player or not ready to settle down.

If he's not married or in a relationship and not a player, he probably hasn't gotten over his ex.

If he is none of the above and appears to be so great, promising you everything, he's probably lying and just waiting for the right moment when you fall head over heals in love with him to break your heart and disappear on you. With excuses such as "I have to focus on my career", "I'm not ready yet", "We're not compatible" (Then why the f**k didn't you think through before all this started?)

Let's face it gals, don't even dream of being so lucky. If you actually find a guy who is too good to be true, he's probably gay.

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